patience is a virtue...just not one of mine.

i hate living with two girls - i always have to wait for the bathroom!!

tuesday's big plans!

and after baking the cake, i'm going to cover myself in frosting so i'll be nice and bright white again and my roommates will think i took a bath today. teehee.

A Night at the Oscars...pt IX

too much winee. atre the oscars still obn?

A Night at the Oscars...pt VIII

i came across my buddy robert downey jr. things started to get a little wild. he says my bow tie looks better as a hat. what do you think?

A Night at the Oscars...pt VII

after interviewing angie, brad blew right by me. i had even saved up some special questions for him! luckily i was able to use them on this nice bottle of wine. thank you for your time, mr. chardonnay.

A Night at the Oscars...pt VI

zomg! zomg! zomg!1!!!!!!
angelina!!!!!1!!!!1!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Night at the Oscars...pt V

my first celebrity guest. penelope cruz!

A Night at the Oscars... pt IV

who do you think is my best actor pick?

A Night at the Oscars... pt III

who would you rather be interviewed by:

DePandi?


or DePolar?

A Night at the Oscars...pt II

warming up my interview skills with my roommates. i am lucky enough to live with various ex-child stars. here's my friend grover, who you may recognize from sesame street or from our feature "not at the movies with ebear and groper."

snoopy is such a good interviewee. we had great banter. here we are singing a few bars from our pick for best song "jai ho" from slumdog millionaire.

donald is probably the most recognizable of my roomies and the most professional on the red carpet. he even turned the mic on moi and threw out a few hard hitting questions of his own.

special thanks to my friends for helping me practice! i am off to get studded up and will be back in a few hours with more coverage.

A Night at the Oscars..

mic check on the red carpet.

friday fun.

we are OBSESSED with my new webcam.

wednesday fun: cleaning out my freezer.

feels like home!

hmm, i should probably finish this bottle off right now.

where did i get all these popsicles?!?!

recycling, like a good bear should.

holiday greetings.

a belated happy valentine's day, dear bearsociety readers!! i hope you all had a wonderful day. i celebrated the holiday with my best friends, grover and snoopy. we had a lovely weekend, although i was secretly hoping i would be getting a present from bearluva...but no. no flowers, no candy, no blackbearys.

cupid, why hast thou forsaken me?!

exercise!

my favorite yoga position - downward sleeping bear.

upgrading.

my roommates felt bad that i had to play with socks, so they got me an even better puppet...

meet rocky, my new favorite friend.


he will be making regular appearances here on bearsociety. stay tuned!

wooly entertainment.

say hello to my leetle friend....



i really hope that this is a clean sock that i am playing with. after all that fur-dying last week, i'm hoping i don't have to wash my paws for at least another month!

Not at the movies with Ebear and Groeper.

**please note that Ebear and Groeper DID actually go to the movies this time.


He's Just Not That Into You

Ebear: well Groeper, i'm just glad we made it out of that theater without drowning in estrogen.

Groeper: hah, really. i felt quite bad for the five random dudes in the audience.

Ebear: there was enough of scar-jo's boobs to satisfy any man unfortunate enough to be dragged to see it. but i have to say considering the terrible book it was based on, this movie surpassed my expectations. for a 'chick flick' it wasn't SUCH a stupid chick flick.

Groeper: agreed - i was expecting something much more ridiculous. it was definitely more tolerable than, oh say, that disaster film sex and the city. there were actual storylines and character growth here.

Bear: and no scary old ladies! BURN!

back to normal.

whew! i know everyone was really really worried, but no cause for alarm...i was able to get my beautiful old fur color back. good as new!

***

although now grover is telling me that i stink like ammonia...


stupid grover! i'm not taking you to the movies with me tonight.

regrets.

i'm starting to rethink this whole grizzly thing.... i'm used to looking so angelic in my snowy white fur. and if i'm no longer a polar, i lose my endangered species cred. and one of my roommates sat on me earlier because i blended in with the wood on our daybed.

but i bought this giant bottle of bleach, and will be back tomorrow!

bear dye, pt IV.

all done and ready to abandon the arctic for good!

bear dye, pt III.

ready to get down and dirty.

bear dye, pt II.

a wise choice, i hope.

bear dye, pt I.

the ultimate choice in fur color - medium golden brown or medium natural brown. which one is more grizzly?

Nu Shooooz!

aren't my new heels AWESOME?!?! i bought them over the weekend...of course now it is snowing and i can't wear them out today. BOO.

i need a vacation.

the warm(ish) weather these past two days has me longing to get outta town and go somewhere tropical!! my last vacation was during the good old days, before one of my roommates got laid-off. now the other one has to support us all, so they are no fun right now and won't be taking me anywhere anytime soon. hmmph.

and i already have my suitcase packed and everything!!!

the only sport i'm really good at is flirting.

OOOH i am so excited that today is superbowl sunday!!!

i hope the mets win, they are my favorite team.